Wacky Road Trips

Well, tomorrow myself and five trusted companions are off to Washington D.C., our nations capitol. This voyage is what My People call 'Wacky Road Trip'. This being the third such trip, My People have named this Wacky Road Trip III.

Some basic concepts to keep in mind with Wacky Road Trip are: It’s on the cheap. The journey is part of the point, the destination the point at the end of the journey. Don’t stop driving until you get there. It is Wacky.

Wacky Road Trip I: Why My Space Shuttle Ain’t Workin’? This trip took kwik2jujj, Deej, Dtorg and 3XHAR to Cape Canaveral, Florida, to see the space shuttle launch. The shuttle did not launch because the Russians backed their space capsule’s big ass into the space station. Other items of note: The Worst Coffee Ever; Patches Of Re-Animating Fog; The Saturn Blimp Of Desire; The Magic Of Epcot Blesses Dtorg!; When Dtorg Sleeps His New Car Goes Fast!; Stay Out Of My Bathroom Old Man!; Fascinating Post 9/11 Security.

Wacky Road Trip II: Why My Grand Canyon Ain’t Workin’? This trip took Thaa Rev, Deej, Dtorg and 3XHAR to Las Vegas, Hoover Dam, The Desert, A Green Bay Packer Game, Taliesin and Not The Grand Canyon. Firstly, there was the thirty two hour drive from Madison, Wisconsin, to Las Vegas Nevada. On Wacky Road Trip, you take turns driving in shifts. We do not stop in a hotel until we reach the destination. The journey, you see, is a big part of the fun. If you were to say something like, ‘Oh my! Thirty two hours in a car with some of my closest friends! How ghastly!’ Then Wacky Road Trip is not for you. Anyway, we didn’t get to see the Grand Canyon because of a series of delaying events culminating in a long stretch of Arizona road work (and by ‘work’ I mean Arizona highway workers sleeping on the side of the road with their little orange reflective vests). To this day Thaa Rev curses Arizona highway sleepers. Other items of note: Blisters; Star Trek Thongs; The Buffet Of The Gods; Gasless In The Desert; Vegas Hotel Room Crime Scene; Broken Vehicle Window Induces Odor; Flat!; Warning Signs; Hot Packer Game; Damming Arizona.

Wacky Road Trip III: The American Edition! On this voyage there are a total of six travelers. We will be crammed into a mini-van headed from Madison, Wisconsin, to Washington D.C., our nations capitol! We leave tomorrow! Huzzah!