Let's Play Loser
Here's a fun game for all you kids: LOSER! Here's how you play: while driving or being driven in a motorcar or Amish buggy, when you see a Kerry for President type bumper sticker you holler out "Loser!" This earns you one point. If you see a Dean sticker, or anyone else knocked off in the primary, then yell, "Loser" and get TWO points! If you see one of these signs in a window it's THREE points! When your trip ends total your points! If you have more points then you are not the LOSER (tm).
Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker: one point
Dean or other primary loser: two points
Any loser of the last election in a window of a residence: three points
This is especially fun to play on long holiday jaunts with Left of the Stein leaning relatives!